"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough
bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
I follow, promise! x
if our bodies is mostly made up of water, then isn’t drinking water considered cannibalism?